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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

And I want to see the video footage of him trying to escape when the cops come.
Now that would be something
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

wonder if he had an account here.
Andersv hasn't posted in awhile...

Coincidence?

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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

Talk about fucking pyscho
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

At least he was honest about everything.
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

Andersv hasn't posted in awhile...

Coincidence?

You just might be on to something there.............

















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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

Andersv hasn't posted in awhile...

Coincidence?

phht, no such luck.. for one, that dude's far too big of a pussy to do anything like that... two, he's only pretending to be a necro because he likes the attention.. and three, he was on yesterday. sadly, that means he's still alive.
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

You know it.
Im waiting with bated breath for the news report about a 300 pound Ethiopian autistic going on a rampage.
Ok, I laughed hard.
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

The vision of it in my mind made me howl lol. Thank you.
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

Does it count if she's dead?
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Re: ‘Guess I Lost My Virginity to a Dead Corpse’

He could hardly have popped his cherry with a living corpse could he? I have always assumed that all corpses are dead?
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