[Shakey]

Originally Posted by bloodgasm ↗

Our fearless sex muffin leader was on tv? Where's my vagina...? I know I must have left it here somewhere..

I have it in my bed. It might need to be washed.

[chris]

Originally Posted by blaze915 ↗

Current event this shit lol

Good idea. =)

[chris]

Originally Posted by Pigeon ↗

Lol you felt bad for her parents!

I did, they were older people, very nice, very embarrassed over their daughter's life.

[Pigeon]

Originally Posted by chris ↗

I did, they were older people, very nice, very embarrassed over their daughter's life.

Aw, it's sad when nice people have a kid that grows up to be a shit.

[blaze915]

Crack is one helluva drug.!

[bloodgasm]

Originally Posted by chris ↗

I did, they were older people, very nice, very embarrassed over their daughter's life.

I like the part where she rolled up on your Facebook.

"Oh, you think you flushed me out, do you?!" Lordallmighteh!

I like the halfie beard.

[spudigitti]

Nice work Sherlock

[glaceon]

Glad you got your stuff back!! Keep your security up

[Broadjumper]

Originally Posted by Shakey ↗

I have a considerable retirement savings but there are restrictions on those accounts. You can't access them until you are at least 59 1/2 years old or you pay penalties.

I also have other substantial assets but not enough to retire on yet so I haven't lied about anything.

Wow...Shakes the Clown has a 401k...whod'a guessed? He's rich I tells ya, he's a happy miser!

[Broadjumper]

Originally Posted by aaargh ↗

Want to live in a penis?

Then come to florida! Our penis shaped state has all the amenities.....rampant minirity crime and plagues of white trash meth heads. We also have a huge swamp!

Fuckin place is too damn hot & humid almost all the time now...my family had a vacation home in Sarasota for many years...