[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

I don't believe you would harm an innocent baby.

Maybe not an innocent baby. But if it was a freaky demonic horned devil Rosemary's Baby kind of baby? Well, fuck yeah, I'd kill the fuck outta that kid.

[mrm1109]

On the Pittsburgh zoo part, the boy didn't fall from his mom's grasp. The dumb bitch put him up on the railing and backed away to take his picture.
They still have the African wild dog exhibit closed off to this day..

[Kanda444]

when my son was week old, my mother in law came to visit and forced us to go to the portland zoo. i was pissed....and i was carrying my son in a carrier that strapped to my chest.....so, to irritate my mother in law, i told her that if an animal were to get out, she was to take my wife and leave while me and the 'bait bag' i had strapped to my chest distracted the animal. then i called my son 'bait bag' the rest of the day. she was livid.

[winvens]

Originally Posted by Kanda444 ↗

when my son was week old, my mother in law came to visit and forced us to go to the portland zoo. i was pissed....and i was carrying my son in a carrier that strapped to my chest.....so, to irritate my mother in law, i told her that if an animal were to get out, she was to take my wife and leave while me and the 'bait bag' i had strapped to my chest distracted the animal. then i called my son 'bait bag' the rest of the day. she was livid.

Good for you. Taking a 7 day old newborn to a public place like the zoo?

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Metal Mike ↗

Maybe not an innocent baby. But if it was a freaky demonic horned devil Rosemary's Baby kind of baby? Well, fuck yeah, I'd kill the fuck outta that kid.

I shan't be having any so no need to worry.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by mrm1109 ↗

On the Pittsburgh zoo part, the boy didn't fall from his mom's grasp. The dumb bitch put him up on the railing and backed away to take his picture.
They still have the African wild dog exhibit closed off to this day..

Is this the one where a gate broke, or is that yet another dumb ass breeder

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Kanda444 ↗

when my son was week old, my mother in law came to visit and forced us to go to the portland zoo. i was pissed....and i was carrying my son in a carrier that strapped to my chest.....so, to irritate my mother in law, i told her that if an animal were to get out, she was to take my wife and leave while me and the 'bait bag' i had strapped to my chest distracted the animal. then i called my son 'bait bag' the rest of the day. she was livid.

I know you'd shoot or stab anyone or any thing that came near your children, you kidder!

[Pyramid_Head]

What the fuck?

[Kanda444]

Originally Posted by Anom Alley ↗

Good for you. Taking a 7 day old newborn to a public place like the zoo?

i totally misread your comment...got all upset and confused for not real reason. im an idiot sometimes.

yeah, i was pissed at my mother in law but she basically forced us to go and i really couldnt speak up then....i could have, obviously, but the social reaction wouldnt have been worth it. choose your battles, naw mean? ;-)

[winvens]

Originally Posted by Kanda444 ↗

i totally misread your comment...got all upset and confused for not real reason. im an idiot sometimes.

yeah, i was pissed at my mother in law but she basically forced us to go and i really couldnt speak up then....i could have, obviously, but the social reaction wouldnt have been worth it. choose your battles, naw mean? ;-)

Why in the hell did your MIL think a trip to the zoo would be a good idea? Your son was brand new and your wife postpartum. Stupid.