[William May]

DOC, they NEED to put all your stuff in a thread together. "Thrumpkins Views of Oblivion" or something. Watching people die is a LOT funnier when you point out the important details.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Ships don't produce soup anymore, on account of the radiation. I heard some Pirates still do.
This is beside the point though, because this is definitely strictly soup. No heat is ever exchanged within any tube--it just can't. This is just very hot soup, and nothing else.

It's a little-known fact, that I just made up on Wikipedia. that pirates are the oldest producers of soup on the planet. They sometimes deliver it via their old cannons, as a result of which it is known by the leprechauns as "canned soup" (Which is short for "cannoned soup" because the leprechauns dropped a few syllables, because they are frequently drunk (but not on soup) and can't talk clearly.

[philovan]

I don't see any indication that anyone died in this incident. Both employees managed to scramble away from the soupy scene .

[KC]

They lived. At least according to this post.

[Suicide_Note]

Praise be to the soup gods, both old and new.

[cardsharksam]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Note ↗

S-O-U-P!

HAHAHA maybe tell him again

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by KC ↗

They lived. At least according to this post.

That is fake news--you can tell by the font. The show off's family hired an expensive PR firm to prevent people from lowering him back down to just a mortal Soup Crammer. To preserve his legend, you see?
Truth be told, he inhaled soup so hot that his lungs evaporated on contact, and his spine burst into flames. It was so hot that there has already been another accident caused by a lady running to hand her boss a geiger meter, and tripping over some of his molars that fused to the concrete as his skull melted from the hot soup of course, but mostly from screaming so hard. His teeth all still protrude slightly like fossils that become sediment in a creek.

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

It's a little-known fact, that I just made up on Wikipedia. that pirates are the oldest producers of soup on the planet. They sometimes deliver it via their old cannons, as a result of which it is known by the leprechauns as "canned soup" (Which is short for "cannoned soup" because the leprechauns dropped a few syllables, because they are frequently drunk (but not on soup) and can't talk clearly.

Wikipedia showed you all that?
Those really were freer times, wilder times. Airborne soups, topside smoking golden pots with parrots, and making people walk planks.
Nowadays, it's all Smartphones and California Raisins, and some cereal I've never even heard of called Shredders. Earth is now just those three things, and gravity still bothers to show up and keep them sphere shaped every morning. Gravity is a fucking idiot.

[William May]

Originally Posted by KC ↗

They lived. At least according to this post.

Well, I guess NEXT time they'll use their noodle!

[William May]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Wikipedia showed you all that?
Those really were freer times, wilder times. Airborne soups, topside smoking golden pots with parrots, and making people walk planks.
Nowadays, it's all Smartphones and California Raisins, and some cereal I've never even heard of called Shredders. Earth is now just those three things, and gravity still bothers to show up and keep them sphere shaped every morning. Gravity is a fucking idiot.

Yes, but if it wasn't for gravity, soup wouldn't exist.
If gravity was gone, that soup tube would have floated off into space. Also, there would be no peanut butter, either.