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11-19-2018, 10:05 AM
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Re: Terrible Way to Go... Somewhat Funny..or Not

There are at least two faster and more efficient ways to get a corpse rolled into a carpet. I'd have expected better from the Chinese, now I'm getting a tad worried about that $80 Gibson Les Paul Custom I ordered from Alibaba the other day.
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Re: Terrible Way to Go... Somewhat Funny..or Not

Originally Posted by vladTI
There are at least two faster and more efficient ways to get a corpse rolled into a carpet. I'd have expected better from the Chinese, now I'm getting a tad worried about that $80 Gibson Les Paul Custom I ordered from Alibaba the other day.
I've been tempted by these Les Pauls too. lol.
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How could no one notice or see the factory was not producing anything or hear the splattering of a body in there damn.
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...damn...
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Seriously? Where tf is everyone else in that big ass shop? Why tf are you allowed to operate a machine like that when you’re all alone?
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I only give him a "5" - failed to stick the landing.
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Re: Terrible Way to Go... Somewhat Funny..or Not

Originally Posted by Paul Kersey
Why not press the OFF button before working on the machine?
It looked like the machine kicked on. You can actually see the "oh fuck me" moment when it started.

Why or how it started

I watched a few times to see if he bumped something or if there's a foot pedal or how it operates. But it just appeared to start on it's own.

But ya, safety first. Although I'm guilty of not always doing things the safest way to save myself work/ time. Videos like this are never far from my mind, so I stop, and do it the right way.
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Pencil dicked asians, with pencil lookalike deaths, haha
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Re: Terrible Way to Go... Somewhat Funny..or Not

Originally Posted by TypeOnegative
I just watched the video with this track and can't fucking stop laughing at it

another version for the lulz
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Re: Terrible Way to Go... Somewhat Funny..or Not

I'm a bit surprised nobody has commented about his guts flying out of his body at 0:58. It's not his pants you see flying off then, they fly off at 0:48.

His abdomen was gradually sliced open by the fabric spinning around & against his abdomen and his guts flew out and landed on the floor.

Kinda like the Taco Bell experience.
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