[Yanni]

the odds of dying from getting rolled by a lightweight compact going 5mph don't seem good enough to attempt suicide with

[VileBreed]

He’s alive… barely.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/21/man-st...iBZOoCGUucVsE4

[PsychoTendecies]

Not quote the head pop he was wishing for. Should have waited for the city bus .

[jintsy]

AKA "Death by Douchebag"

[Brynjar]

I see he dropped his phone so maybe he was trying to position himself as to video the car but miss judged.

[DaBigNob]

It would have been better if the driver had accidentally popped the clutch, sending the car plowing into a dozen or more onlookers.

[Tyrantus]

Looks like this guy has seen better days.

[Tyrantus]

At first glance that pic had me thinking those were his eyeballs, not his eyelids.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by CyaNoob ↗

Guy is listed in critical condition so this may not merit a thread since he didn't die so far (or might soon, who knows). Either way, I guess this is maybe the new grease monkey way to an hero! The squishes are tough maybe if this guy had a dr account he'd have thought twice about doing this dumb shid!

Comminuted skull fractures, I seriously doubt he makes it!

[BravoMike]

Dude was trying to video with his cell phone, he didn'yt attempt sucide, he stumbled, you can see his cellphone flying.