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10-17-2013, 12:26 PM
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Re: Sharia Law: Sudanese Woman Flogged For Travelling In Car
Well the Koran does state quite clearly the rules for travelling in automobiles - 'And on the first day of teachings, Aisha who was the wife of Mohammed travelled very far across the desert to her new primary school. And yea, this was not a sin, for she travelled in a yellow school bus with the other children, but the teachings were long, and alas Aisha did misseth the bus home. The brother of Mohammed saw her walking home, weary and scared, so he pulled over and she stepped into his Ford Cortina and was brought home to Mohammed. Seeing this, Mohammed flew into a rage and struck his brother. " How can I trust you brother ? ", Mohammed asked his sibling. " Have I not taught you well enough how to be a paedophile, my brother ? That you have no cunning, no skill, to go yourself to the kindergarten and take your own wife ? " The brother of Mohammed started to weep. "Please forgive me Mohammed, profit of Allah, almighty bellend that you are, but I had no gold to buy sweets, and without these I cannot take the children of strangers easily. So I allowed Aisha next to me and she did changeth gear a few times with the pink gearstick, please have mercy on me." To which Mohammed replied, "Nay, there shall be no mercy, for I have taught you all to be paedos, I said that God doesn't mind, but now my teachings have backfired upon me and no female shall ever be safe again under the laws of Allah. I am disgusted with you my brother, and angry." And so angry was Mohammed with his brother that he took Aisha and beat her with his fists and later when his hands were painful, he used a whip, but because today was Aisha's 7th birthday, Mohammed showed compassion and decided not to rape Aisha until the next day when the swelling on her face had gone down. ' Medina 3. |