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Santa's Naughtiest Elf

That fat bastard was told not to cut corners. Not to outsource his Elf work. They all told him that it would be a disaster to hire overseas.
Here, we see the result! Suprardinijit, or better known as Elf 13,305 walks into a police station brandishing a Sickle in one hand, and his wife head in his magic sack in the other.
Pretty damn sweet Police service over there though. They even seemed to top up his Chai, between his Elfan curse words and sickle waiving.
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09-12-2018, 02:34 AM
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

She always said she wanted to give head
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

I don't think he made much headway with those police.
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

Think he's quite sikh in the head.
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

Think he's quite sikh in the head.
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

That fat bastard was told not to cut corners. Not to outsource his Elf work. They all told him that it would be a disaster to hire overseas.
Here, we see the result! Suprardinijit, or better known as Elf 13,305 walks into a police station brandishing a Sickle in one hand, and his wife head in his magic sack in the other.
Pretty damn sweet Police service over there though. They even seemed to top up his Chai, between his Elfan curse words and sickle waiving.
Idk if that was chai, hot chocolate maybe? Three marshmallows to calm the nerves?
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

Can we get a translation?

Is he saying "my wife converted to Christianity and I am reporting her, here she is..." or "my wife burned the Ginos pizza rolls for the last time..."
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

That's the last time Choppy Rajneesh comes home to a cold curry.
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

Well he deserved a hot beverage for all his hard work.
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Re: Santa's Naughtiest Elf

This is so surreal.
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