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05-11-2013, 04:35 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:301 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,217 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1422 Post(s)
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Re: Razored
Don't know about the video but uploader's profile is fucking hot!
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05-11-2013, 11:16 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:582 BLACK SKULLS SHATTER Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,628
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Re: Razored
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope I find it on the lawn. I hope the dog that is running free, Doesn’t see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to shake. Much attention I must pay, To assure I put the knives away, The mower, chain saw, the hatch too, Why there’s no telling what she’d do. To rid me of my manly charm, I must keep it safe, away from harm, So I cross my fingers, as I close my eyes, And cross my legs to avoid surprise. And if my penis takes a whack, I hope the doctors can sew it back.... amen. Credit goes to "urapnes1701d" on Crazyshit.com |