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The snake probably had enough of that obnoxious music in the background…..
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Snake got a grip tighter than psyche ward vajayjay
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A snake doing snake things.
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Wonder if Putin has ever been a snake handler?




That would be an AWESOME hobby for him to pick up!
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Snake got a grip tighter than psyche ward vajayjay
Psyche ward vajayjay, plasma demons, so many ways to die on DR!
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I think the snake may have broken his neck. He wound the snake so it was wedged between his collarbone and base of his skull with (2) laps and the snake squeezed. That would have elongated the top of his spine and separated it from his brain stem perhaps.
Look at his head flop when they pick him up..
If the snake didnt break his neck the fucking idiot that kept dropping him did !!!
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the most sickest video i've seen here
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5 years later, after this thread was posted, I just want to say that I noticed those two poor little children watching (and hearing) this idiot kill himself.

They are old enough to remember ... the parent did nothing to shield them
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that was a good one it had several amusing factors:
- the woman clapping right up to the point the red shirts show up (you know you're screwed when the red shirts are your rescue mission team)
-the fact that 'the show must go on' takes precedence over precautionary measures when moving a person with neck injuries
-and last but not least, the guy taking 'support the neck' to mean 'lift him by the neck'.
If he wasn't already unsalvageable, they definitely made sure that was the case lmfao
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The little kid in the pink jacket..... "Mommy? Is that part of the act?"


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