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02-02-2025, 11:57 AM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
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02-02-2025, 12:05 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,366 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2717 Post(s)
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
It's not kicking the giant piles of trash that gets you, its the last little paper on the floor under the spinning wheel... I would post the "Spinning Wheel" Youtube video, but I always hated that song. Blood, sweat and tears are the result of poor workplace hygiene and unprotected rotating machinery. |
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02-02-2025, 02:47 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
Someone could make a lot of money broadcasting it on cable, it could be pa-per view! They'd make a killing.
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02-02-2025, 02:49 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
There is no question that he's a wrapper now. (OK, I will shut up now.  )
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02-02-2025, 03:30 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
That machine beat him to a pulp.
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02-02-2025, 04:59 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
Dumb ass
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02-02-2025, 07:33 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
His face will be on my toiletpaper!!
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02-02-2025, 08:02 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
Probably not the way he was expecting to get shitfaced.
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02-02-2025, 09:33 PM
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Re: Paper Mill Worker Loses His Life After Being Sucked Into Machine
His spirit guide dun goofed.
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