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09-19-2025, 09:52 PM
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
the real tragedy, of course, is the fact that it is filmed vertically.
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#55
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09-19-2025, 11:09 PM
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
Well his name was Sadudee(he's now lion's doody)  I'm pretty sure he decided to feed the hungry lions with some fresh curried Pugpundee legs, arms and cock and balls and some stank ass. Those lions were obviously hungry and were all trying to get some of the fresh curried beef I'm glad that the lions finally got some grub.    |
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09-20-2025, 08:39 AM
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
In life, sometimes it's better to have a few monkeys on your back than to get the lion's share...  |
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#58
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09-20-2025, 07:24 PM
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Yeah, when I read that he'd been working there for 30 years, immediately knew he'd gotten complacent. Hell of a way to go and I hope he went unconscious before being eaten alive. I love big cats but that visceral fear is there for a reason and I've no clue why one person was tasked to do this in an open air style park, well, other than the obvious reasons.
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#59
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09-21-2025, 01:05 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:915 Male Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 805 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 31 Post(s)
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
I got to hold a lion cub 30 years ago. He was friendly and affectionate, but at the same time I could feel how powerful he already was.
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