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06-04-2018, 01:46 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,455 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6077 Post(s)
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Right. I might hire him to supervise my "child bride" harem.
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#14
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06-04-2018, 01:52 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,362 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2717 Post(s)
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Teenager died. Saw it in the news. They replaced his blood but he died anyway. That had to hurt... |
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06-04-2018, 02:16 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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The poor boy died this morning at 4am. He suffered 2 heart attacks yesterday. He underwent surgery, to have his left leg amputated as well as part of his genitals to try + stop him haemorrhaging.  |
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06-04-2018, 03:01 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,965
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He was told by his mom not to go swimming because of previous shark attacks there but he still went.
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06-04-2018, 04:44 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:64 Dick Pic In Profile Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 24,126 Mentioned: 80 Post(s) Quoted: 13841 Post(s)
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The worst part is that he probably had a really awesome wiener. Life's unfair like that.  |
