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05-17-2020, 01:10 PM
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i don't wanna see a mans dick so much, but i find it fucking hilarious that it's blurred out when his heads literally being cut off 2 minutes later.
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I think I've seen it here in two parts. The really short beginning sledgehammering, and then the end with him all strung up. Just not the bulk in the middle--the exploding of dick. I don't remember them cutting the guy's dickless body off either.
I had to watch it again. I don't remember the balls being blown off either. I understand some Russian, they're having trouble cutting the skin (kozha) around the neck, and then making references how they want to burn the other leg more (noga) after they strung him up. I have seen parts of this before though. And I enjoyed reading your comical description, you have a way with words *laughs in toxic masculinity*
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I had to watch it again. I don't remember the balls being blown off either. I understand some Russian, they're having trouble cutting the skin (kozha) around the neck, and then making references how they want to burn the other leg more (noga) after they strung him up. I have seen parts of this before though. And I enjoyed reading your comical description, you have a way with words *laughs in toxic masculinity*
I understood "noga" too.
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Anyhow, all ISIS's, and Bill Gates should be treated this way.

Oh, and Niki Minaj as well, but her lower half would either need to be buried first or just removed all together, if I was supposed to be watching it.
ISIS maybe, but blowing Bill Gate's balls and dick off is a bit of an overreaction to Windows operating system locking up all the time between 1991 and about 2010. Plus, Bill has given more to charity than any human in history to atone for Microsoft's software. Makes the current Catholic Pope look like the Latino communist shit for brains that he is...
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ISIS maybe, but blowing Bill Gate's balls and dick off is a bit of an overreaction to Windows operating system locking up all the time between 1991 and about 2010. Plus, Bill has given more to charity than any human in history to atone for Microsoft's software. Makes the current Catholic Pope look like the Latino communist shit for brains that he is...
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I didn't know Bill Gates was Al Gore Light. Thanks for the video. Still doesn't deserve to have his cock & balls blown off, maybe just give back his hundred billion dollars to everyone that paid for Windows OS...
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The old genitalia removal punishment. Reminds me of the video with the pitbull eating off that man's dick and balls. You can cut off my head, but don't mess with my junk.
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I thought the Geneva convention forbids the detonation of one’s beanbags?
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Man, that was a truly hard death. Poor bastard.
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censoring the curses

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