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08-10-2019, 08:12 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

derr yeah i can reduce the damage if i use my head derrrr
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Even the fucking dog knows if the train is coming you get out the way.
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08-10-2019, 10:37 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Wow, I’ve seen some dumb shit before, but damn!
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

It's a miracle the guy survived to become an adult.

It's incredibly stupid to even try and stop the truck, but when he can clearly see it's not working. And he's about to get crushed, and all he needs to do it jump out of the way, or better yet, just duck.

But he's like "not today truck".
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Too many super hero movies for that guy...
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Natural selection
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Technically... He did stop it.
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08-10-2019, 11:40 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Now THAT's using your head!!
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08-10-2019, 11:56 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

wow, it's so ridiculous and goofy looking that it almost looks staged... especially the head clamp and feet dangle for just a second...then the crumple... feel especially bad for this poor idiot...
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

It's still funny the second time.
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