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Well...at least he never knew what happened.
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Well...at least he never knew what happened.
I'm sure he did, for a few seconds
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He is telling the guy next to him "Don't put your hand here" Then poof that dude just disappeared!
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"This sir, is a powerful paper presser that can press even a fat bulk without missing a beat. look..... @#$%@&#%@...... see? i told you its powerful!"
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did not even open more than a few inches to let him in
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did not even open more than a few inches to let him in
You have a very creepy way with words.
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You have a very creepy way with words.
class room english. not my primary language. what i use, i learned from school where people study through books. not telling us the real users of the language do not bother that much with construction, grammar and sometimes spelling.
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class room english. not my primary language. what i use, i learned from school where people study through books. not telling us the real users of the language do not bother that much with construction, grammar and sometimes spelling.
You got your message across very clearly. Your English is very good. The choice of words, "let him in", as if the machine has a mind of it's own and decided to take him sounds like something from a horror movie
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FUCK A DUCK.
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Screw a kangaroo!


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