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Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

Somewhere in Africa.
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

Snake is saying, "HE'S MINE, MUTHAFUCKERS! GET AWAY! I WORKED HARD FOR THIS MEAL!"
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

We used to have one of those in our science classroom back in the 80s. We would all gather around as the teacher put a live rabbit or a rat in the cage and watch it attack and swallow them whole. I'm guessing that is not as common in todays classrooms.
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

Sucks to be him
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

All I can think is, what a cute snake, taking no sass from nobody.
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

I’ve been looking everywhere for my penis. I wonder how it got to Africa?

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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

Does the snake think he can swallow that guy?
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

We used to have one of those in our science classroom back in the 80s. We would all gather around as the teacher put a live rabbit or a rat in the cage and watch it attack and swallow them whole. I'm guessing that is not as common in todays classrooms.
We had one of those in a classroom back in the 60's, too! The teacher used to feed it a kindergartner every couple of weeks. Then she would hand out candy, and everyone in class would swear they never saw any little kid around. I'm guess that is not as common in today's classrooms, either. I think the teacher retired to Hawaii.
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

"Sucked in".
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Re: Man Strangled by Boa Constrictor

They were fighting over de diamond


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