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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

Nice. Should be required in the US. Thing is though, 80% of the morons on the road wouldn’t know how to use any of it.
More practical required gear in the car:

1) Large box Junior Mints
2) bottled water
3) Fix-a-Flat tire sealant can
4) Glock Forty with 3 loaded hi-cap magazines (to provide suppression fire on attacking ****** while using Fix-a-flat)
5) pry bar (in a SHTF scenario, you can get anything you need with a pry bar, doubles as mini "Jaws Of Life" in a wreck)
6) Sharpened small folding shovel (dig your car out of mud/snow, doubles as best hand to hand weapon when ****** attack your car)
7) lithium battery 12 volt jump starter
8) condoms (doubles as water containers)
9) Duct tape
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...poor guy!
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

Russian road rules require you to carry the following when driving in Russia:

A warning triangle
Headlight beam deflectors
First-aid kit
Fire extinguisher
Spare light bulbs.
Makes sense to be geared up in order to help anyone in times of desperate need. Not like misguided first world shitholes that want your credit card details first for a call out charge and a tow to nearest garage or where you get 80 quid fine when cctv cameras film you throwing a cigarette butt on the darn floor. Some places just do things right
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

So does Russia require dash cam recorders too?
The main reason everyone has a dash cam in Russia is because of all the insurance scams.

If you have the incident on camera then there's no conflicting stories.
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12-16-2018, 01:28 PM
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

.....and they don't attempt to free him beca-a-a-u-u-uuse...?
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.....and they don't attempt to free him beca-a-a-u-u-uuse...?
He smelled delicious but wasn't finished cooking yet?
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# poor bastard
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

Poor fucker. Dying a painful death surrounded by useless cunts.
Reminds me of that Russian 4 x 4 where is burning for ages and a guy gets pulled out of the windscreen and asks if he's dead.
I was going to say they're great for doing what they can, particularly in a potentially explosive environment and in a country where life is cheap and death comes easily!

Perhaps another requirement for Russian motorists might be not only a fire extinguisher but instructions to point it at the source of the flames, not just the flames.
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

Russian road rules require you to carry the following when driving in Russia:

A warning triangle
Headlight beam deflectors
First-aid kit
Fire extinguisher
Spare light bulbs.
wow, thanks for the info
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Re: Man Roasting While Alive In His Car After Accident

Fuck, would it be considered murder if a kind soul pulled out their concealed gun and put this guy out of his misery!? Poor guy.


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