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03-09-2021, 02:05 PM
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Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Samsun, Turkey. Apparently he wrecked his vehicle and stated he could not afford the expenses. |
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03-09-2021, 03:23 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
You don't know how scared I was watching that in case he timed it wrong with the passing vehicles and I missed the main event   |
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03-09-2021, 03:31 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,137 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23340 Post(s)
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Me: “Hey, I saw his soul leave his body!” My wife: “That was his brain, you idiot.” |
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03-09-2021, 03:50 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Your worst day alive is still better than your best day dead. I talk a whole lot of shit in this forum, but wrecking a car isn't worth your life. |
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03-09-2021, 04:44 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Killing your self over a woman is silly because you upgrade either any time you like
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03-09-2021, 04:44 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
*You can upgrade a car and a woman any time you want!  |
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03-09-2021, 05:47 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
I can't afford to fix my car so now I'll make sure I never have to.  Why buy a bus pass when you have a ticket to the afterlife? |
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03-09-2021, 05:58 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Why didn't they tazer him ?  |
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03-09-2021, 06:08 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,378 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2718 Post(s)
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
Looks like his brain had an ejection seat. I was half expecting it to pop a chute. Everybody and everything is slow, lackadaisical and desultory in the swarthy countries. Even blood, brain and bone fragments move slowly and reluctantly from shotgun blasts to the head. |
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03-09-2021, 07:05 PM
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Re: Man Blows His Head Off With a Shotgun
can't afford to fix his car but yet able to afford a shotgun? he got his priorities all sorted out |
