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In Living Color!

This happened in Brazil.

My original title for this was "Why Do Girls Even Need Flies?"
I like it, but it's missing something. I am now opening the floor to suggestions. The winner of this contest will receive a box of Tomato & Basil Triscuits, so it's time to lace up ladies and gentlemen.

I'm really looking for a title that accentuates the fact that her fly is undone, in addition to her being inundated with flies.


I have now changed the title to "In Living Color". This is the triple pronged effort that I feel would have probably left this girl most pleased in the end.

1. She died wearing a bright coloured bathing suit.

In Living Color dancers were called "Fly Girls".

2. She died with her fly open.

3. In death, she attracts flies.

Naturally, I must share the box of Triscuits with DanteAntonelli--for first reminding of the flyness of girls, and with William May--for turning my Video Titling Contest into a Quiz Show, which he answered correctly on, and so promptly elevated himself as the Triscuit Recipient. The Triscuipient.

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Re: In Living Color!

Yo my man! And I love it when the girl is fly
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Andersvag wouldn't mind the flies, he would unzip his fly and approach the body...
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Re: In Living Color!

They always seem to have the same leg tattoos
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Re: In Living Color!

They always seem to have the same leg tattoos
This one actually tricked me. I thought she was wearing some kind of stocking.
It's so weird how hot a single stripe around a girls leg can be.
The other night I met a girl who exploded herself and two of her friends making this Hash product called Shatter.
Her one friend actually died in the fire, but more importantly, she was left with the absolute hottest scarring I've ever seen. These super fine white lines around her legs, like negative tan lines--everything below the level of the shorts she was wearing in this giant butane blast was left permanently, solid, and evenly pigmentless.

I'll remember these lines forever though--like they were cut by laser.
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The circle of life > in life men would be attracted to her, now in death flies are attracted to her lifeless body
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Is that the kid from Weird Science?
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This one actually tricked me. I thought she was wearing some kind of stocking.
It's so weird how hot a single stripe around a girls leg can be.
The other night I met a girl who exploded herself and two of her friends making this Hash product called Shatter.
Her one friend actually died in the fire, but more importantly, she was left with the absolute hottest scarring I've ever seen. These super fine white lines around her legs, like negative tan lines--everything below the level of the shorts she was wearing in this giant butane blast was left permanently, solid, and evenly pigmentless.

I'll remember these lines forever though--like they were cut by laser.

The bullet hole in her cheek made it even better.
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The bullet hole in her cheek made it even better.
But they carry disease.


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