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This guys head is already this loose, they should just yank it off.
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Lets give a round of applause for another carona virus survivor fresh off the ventilator!
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That's the Hey-Zeus (Jesus) PEZ dispenser. Looks like it is out of candy
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Re: Just Slam It Off Tied To A Doorknob

requires a throat reader to translate what he's trying to say there
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requires a throat reader to translate what he's trying to say there
"throat reader"? Do such people exist?

Here is a joke from the early 1970's, "Richard Nixon has watched 'Deep Throat' 5 times, but he still hasn't been able to get it down Pat..."
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Re: Just Slam It Off Tied To A Doorknob

requires a throat reader to translate what he's trying to say there
"kill me. for the love of god, kill me now"
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Thrump-Man, that is one of the most graphic and disturbing videos I can recall since joining DR community after the 2005 Pacific tsunami killed + 300,000 people.

Your idea of a door knob pull-slam is a good one .... just yank it off. This guy wont need it anymore, and it ends the misery.
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Thrump-Man, that is one of the most graphic and disturbing videos I can recall since joining DR community after the 2005 Pacific tsunami killed + 300,000 people.

Your idea of a door knob pull-slam is a good one .... just yank it off. This guy wont need it anymore, and it ends the misery.
It's not the first time I thought of it. There's a thread in the picture section of some Czech or Polish guy who chained his head to a pole, got into his car, and peeled off through the pearly gates. Shit was completely hilarious.
Off the top of my head, that and the one of this employee diving head first into a giant steel kiln or jet receptacle or something are some of the most demented ways I've seen people kill themselves.

I was playing around with some of that Tsunami footage a while ago--the wide tripod shots of the ocean level just continue rising right over whole towns. If you speed it up like 2 or 3000%, and connect a reversed copy of it end to end and start to start seamlessly, it looks like the whole planet is breathing. Especially if you slow the out down a little.
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It's not the first time I thought of it. There's a thread in the picture section of some Czech or Polish guy who chained his head to a pole, got into his car, and peeled off through the pearly gates. Shit was completely hilarious.
Off the top of my head, that and the one of this employee diving head first into a giant steel kiln or jet receptacle or something are some of the most demented ways I've seen people kill themselves.

I was playing around with some of that Tsunami footage a while ago--the wide tripod shots of the ocean level just continue rising right over whole towns. If you speed it up like 2 or 3000%, and connect a reversed copy of it end to end and start to start seamlessly, it looks like the whole planet is breathing. Especially if you slow the out down a little.
Can we get a look at that
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Can we get a look at that
Yeah, I didn't save it actually. I've just been trying to replicate it and it's not how I describe. No reverse just one after another stitched together at the perfect water line. And the speed is more like 10 or 13 000% to look right.
It was a while ago so I forgot a bit. But I'll try some more.
Actually what's funny is that going so fast it's hard to find footage of someone using a tripod that doesn't get afraid near end of each rise, and move the camera. If they move the camera, it's fucked. I remember cursing the Japanese for their fidgetiness the first time I did this too.


I don't see why not.
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