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10-30-2022, 05:48 PM
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Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
A 28-year-old youth died covered in blood at Berbas Beach this Sunday morning. He is believed to have been injured by broken glass. The Tanjung Laut resident was suspected to be in a drunken state at the time of the incident. Information gathered, the young man went on a rampage while carrying a sharp weapon. He was looking for someone on Jalan Diponegoro, Beach Free. Not long after, he broke the window of a resident's house. Unfortunately, the broken glass actually injures himself. "He was taken to the hospital. But he couldn't be helped, because he was bleeding," said the Head of the Bontang Police, AKBP Yusep Dwi Prasetiya, through the Head of the South Bontang Police. |
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10-30-2022, 06:58 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
Gets a paper cut,  now you’re fucked cause you’re bleeding. Hospital doesn’t deal with blood. That’s out of their knowledge of expertise.   |
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10-30-2022, 07:39 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
I found that funny the way he fell down.
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10-30-2022, 08:23 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
You died drunk getting your ass beat by a window. I'm not shaming just glad I don't drink
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10-30-2022, 08:53 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
Times when you feel invincible but then realized you are not
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10-30-2022, 10:25 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
Looks like somebody has been watching Apocalypse Now a little too much
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10-30-2022, 10:33 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
He tagged his radial artery very nicely. He could have survived with no problem had someone thought to put a tourniquet on his arm instead of hiding in her car filming him die.  Unnecessary death but still somewhat entertaining.  |
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10-30-2022, 11:35 PM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
Sorry, but fuck if I'm going to approach some drunk guy with a knife, and try and put a bandaid on him. Like the joke about the guy who got a rattlesnake bite on his dick, and when they radioed the doctor, the doctor told his friend to suck the venom out, and the friend tells the victim "The doctor says you're gonna die!" |
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10-31-2022, 12:03 AM
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Re: Indonesia: Inebriated Man Punches Glass Window, Bleeds Out
Drunken dumbfuck |
