[Spiffyfable]

Where was he planning on going anyway

[someguy2255]

low iq savages

[Xploit Machine]

.. and now I have neck problem

[xcount me inx]

You know what? I think tiktok is one of the best things to be invented.

Gives me more oxygen to breathe

[Sick0ne1]

Seems like nobody was in a curry…I mean hurry to help him.

[akham]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

So THAT'S the guy who DIDN'T call me yesterday?!?! I got a call, but when I picked up, all I could hear was someone spitting water.

Must have been one of those scam call centres attempting a phishing attack.

[mr_feelgood]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

Must have been one of those scam call centres attempting a phishing attack.

[NottheFace]

[American1]

You can tell he was being safe about it, trying to stay as close to the fence as possible. But let me tell you, I was once on a quite stretch of the Colorado River and decided to jump of a boat for a quick swim. I gotta say, no matter how good a swimmer you are, that fucking current is no joke.

[DarkSighted]

Such a delicious moment he must have experienced when the arms begin to ache and cannot help you, and the vast cold current gives no purchase and gently draws you, suckling at your toes, into its embrace.....