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But I guess at that point, they're just too far gone / simply unable to bear living anymore for whatever particular personal reason(s), that it overwhelms any resistance to offing themselves that they have in that particular moment.
I think also some people do not realize the implications of death, the finality of it, and many people imagine it as a state of dreamless sleep. I said to a mate of mine, who was suicidal that it might actually be really shit being dead. You might arrive in the afterlife and find out you'll be working 18 hour shifts shovelling shit for the rest of eternity. Like they say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
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Riiiiiight….
So, we’re gonna need you tmr at 5am, alright?
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This is honestly just heartbreaking. I will pray for this man's family, there is absolutely nothing good about suicide or violence. Crime is so bad, if you enjoy seeing this kind of violence there is something wrong with you.
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mental illness is rampant here
Yes, but in a GOOD way!
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I think also some people do not realize the implications of death, the finality of it, and many people imagine it as a state of dreamless sleep. I said to a mate of mine, who was suicidal that it might actually be really shit being dead. You might arrive in the afterlife and find out you'll be working 18 hour shifts shovelling shit for the rest of eternity. Like they say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well, physicists are now saying that death is actually a quantum illusion, and that when we die, we only move to another plane of existence, so death is actually just fake. So that's how ghosts can be possible, when there is a void or a gap in our quantum universe that they can enter and present themselves. Plus I have heard too many stories of reincarnation mentioned by 3-5 year olds, so that I think the physicists could be correct So it appears we WON'T be shoveling shit in the quantum universe. We just live again to learn another lesson. Reincarnation could be truer than we think. I guess we better STOP making fun of the Pahjeets and the trains in India.
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Some people prefer to ignore the bell ends, but others like to engage them and rip the piss out of them. I totally understand your take on it, but I'm of the piss taking variety myself. Done correctly, this can trigger a meltdown. It takes time to really get under someone's skin, sure, but when it happens it's fucking hilarious, seeing someone totally lose the plot so bad that they have to self-ban or do suicide by mod.

And that way, they are gone forever Everyone's a winner!
AND you are being a good sport about it!
AND it is entertaining for the rest of us!
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Mr. FeelGood, your post title sounds JUST like the clickbait I see all the time on Google.

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I didn’t understand anything there, can someone explain what happened?
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Well, physicists are now saying that death is actually a quantum illusion, and that when we die, we only move to another plane of existence, so death is actually just fake. So that's how ghosts can be possible, when there is a void or a gap in our quantum universe that they can enter and present themselves. Plus I have heard too many stories of reincarnation mentioned by 3-5 year olds, so that I think the physicists could be correct So it appears we WON'T be shoveling shit in the quantum universe. We just live again to learn another lesson. Reincarnation could be truer than we think. I guess we better STOP making fun of the Pahjeets and the trains in India.
Nice comment. The stuff I said to my mate about death possibly being shit was more intended to dissuade him from doing anything stupid rather than being a strong belief or mine. I also don't believe in death being anything we can experience (by definition that is in itself impossible).

One of the core principles of science is repeatability. Anything that happens once in this universe can happen again. This is the foundation of the Experimental Method. I also believe that time is infinite because beginnings and ends only apply to things which are governed by time. In the same way you can not use a ruler to measure itself, you can also not use time to time itself.

Therefore my assertion is that in a realm of infinite time every possibility must happen, and so it is inevitable we will live again after this life. Even with a gap of a trillion years between lives, we are unaware of that gap so to us, the only thing we can experience is a continuous journey of consciousness, albeit in several different bodies and forms.
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When I checked on the next break there was a new A4 on the noticeboard and it said 'Vacancy. Immediate start.' There are some real cunts in this world.
When I was working at a bakery, an older baker was taking the bread out of the oven and dropped dead from a heart attack. Some distressed employees notified the boss who told them to call the emergency services. Then he said “Move him to the side so you can finish taking the bread out of the oven before it burns!”
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