Guy Tries to Climb on a Moving Dump Truck

yesss · #21 ● 05-08-2022, 05:19 PM

Well, he could have asked the trucker to simply stop and pick him up. I know, it's a dumb idea, LOL! He also HAD to stop after the accident, anyway...

phuckphace · #22 ● 05-08-2022, 05:58 PM

He was in a hurry. I suppose he missed the appointment?

jnjkoz · #23 ● 05-09-2022, 02:09 AM

Bad idea

The Krokodil · #24 ● 05-09-2022, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

Paulo Martinez De La Jones was pronounced “run over” by local witch doctor on Tuesday after his attempt to hitch a ride to Canada from his home in the Philippines went horribly wrong and he was stopped approx. 8,000 miles short of his goal. So close.

LMFAO!!!!!

Hogmann · #25 ● 05-09-2022, 01:20 PM

5 for 5 on the axles!

D3ATHF3YD · #26 ● 05-09-2022, 07:57 PM

FIVER you're doing it wrong

DTE Charly · #27 ● 05-09-2022, 09:24 PM

DUMB Guy trying to climb on a DUMP truck

mothmon · #28 ● 05-09-2022, 11:08 PM

Hahaha. Dude thought he was woody guthrie, boxcar willie or a train-jumping hobo from the 1920s/30s, but he's actually just a Tex Avery cartoon character that doesn't survive

DankStank · #29 ● 05-10-2022, 04:04 AM

Well that didn't work. Maybe if we try to have a moving dump truck climb onto a guy... Nailed it!

pingumaria · #30 ● 05-10-2022, 04:18 AM

Yikes! ...try again

Guy Tries to Climb on a Moving Dump Truck

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