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06-17-2022, 02:26 PM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
They should call that a R.I.P.-line
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06-17-2022, 02:48 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,136 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23339 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
That safety net was made out of hopes and dreams.
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06-17-2022, 03:00 PM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
With the structural integrity of a dream catcher. With grip strength like that, he was probably horrible at masturbating. |
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06-17-2022, 03:06 PM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
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__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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06-17-2022, 05:13 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:623 Baboso Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,442 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 210 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
I thought nurses had to have some kind of upper body strength. If y'all can't do at least three chin-ups then maybe move on to the cornhole lanes.  |
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06-17-2022, 07:04 PM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
I was thinking the opposite...that he was probably a pro mushroom polisher and just a beginner at cracking walnuts with his bare hands.
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06-18-2022, 12:43 AM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
Well, his NEXT zipline ride is free!
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06-18-2022, 12:44 AM
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Re: Guy Falls Off Zipline, Through Safety Net Onto Cemented Pool Side and Dies
The video was crappy, but from what I see, I think the write-up is wrong. It looks like he slipped off the zip line before he got over the net - not a case of slipping through a broken net. This guy was a fatass not capable of supporting his weight. He immediately slips from the handle on both runs, but he slipped off even sooner on the fatal run. On the rope swing at the farm, the rule is "you have to be able to do 5 pullups or you can't use the damned rope." That rule is to keep the fatasses and weaklings from breaking their legs on the streambank rocks. No net required. |
