I literally take pisses on everything--It's a real problem for me. I have no friends, I can't even use telephones, be around anything made out of paper, or electricity, I can't wear pants, or do anything normal at all. Ever. My parents left me in a spin cycle and never came back--the note they left me was illegibly sopping before I could even finish reading it. Dear Thrumpsterkleez III, Fuck you! You turtle-clitted little nightmare. Raising your demented ass has been a veritable Sprinklocalypse for your poor Father and I both. You're a demon. I'm taking your Father to Cuba to pursue his cigar rolling ambitio...
Anyhow, I guess what I'm trying to say is...well ask actually. Do you know anything about Demons? I mean, because I don't think I'm one or anything like that, but definitely I have several living in my arms (2 in one of them, and either none or 1 or 2 in the other (it's seasonal) also two in my spine, between my shoulder blades). My point is that they detest urine--of this I am sure. But they're always trying to make me look foolish by waiting just long enough so that can't pull it back in, and then they dart out of the way of my disciplinary piss beam. The results of course is urine everywhere always. Well, I think that just about explains all the points you raised. I wish you a speedy recovery from the Sitting Sickness? you mentioned--I've not heard of that one though. I'm just glad that someone here is finally taking advantage of having a Doctor in their midst, if only to banter around their medical issues with.
Put down all sharp objects, sit down til the nice people from the hospital come