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09-18-2018, 10:41 AM
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Not to be critical of this poor fellow but someone that size, age and physical condition shouldn't be bustin' a move on the dance floor.
Then how does one of that size, age and physical condition improve their size and physical condition? Are they just stuck being fat?
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09-18-2018, 11:44 AM
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Well he was about 200 to 250 lbs. overweight. It’s too much for a heart.
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09-18-2018, 02:58 PM
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Anyone else re-watch to laugh at the guy dancing in the background?
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09-18-2018, 03:05 PM
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this is not documenting reality material... i find it stupid.
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09-18-2018, 05:06 PM
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Perhaps if he hadn't had eaten that last sausage...
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I literally take pisses on everything--It's a real problem for me. I have no friends, I can't even use telephones, be around anything made out of paper, or electricity, I can't wear pants, or do anything normal at all. Ever. My parents left me in a spin cycle and never came back--the note they left me was illegibly sopping before I could even finish reading it. Dear Thrumpsterkleez III, Fuck you! You turtle-clitted little nightmare. Raising your demented ass has been a veritable Sprinklocalypse for your poor Father and I both. You're a demon. I'm taking your Father to Cuba to pursue his cigar rolling ambitio...
Anyhow, I guess what I'm trying to say is...well ask actually. Do you know anything about Demons? I mean, because I don't think I'm one or anything like that, but definitely I have several living in my arms (2 in one of them, and either none or 1 or 2 in the other (it's seasonal) also two in my spine, between my shoulder blades). My point is that they detest urine--of this I am sure. But they're always trying to make me look foolish by waiting just long enough so that can't pull it back in, and then they dart out of the way of my disciplinary piss beam. The results of course is urine everywhere always. Well, I think that just about explains all the points you raised. I wish you a speedy recovery from the Sitting Sickness? you mentioned--I've not heard of that one though. I'm just glad that someone here is finally taking advantage of having a Doctor in their midst, if only to banter around their medical issues with.
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He does have some good dance moves though, and he seemed to be having a lot of fun. I do hope he is okay.
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[QUOTE=Farticus81;6037594]nah it's this, knew my knowledge of shit 90s music would come in handy someday!

I had no idea Siegfried & Roy were also a vocal group.
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Holy Shamu walking heart attack on layaway, morbid obesity, smokes 2 packs per day ass mother fucker.. When you try to get jiggy with it, but the tremendous load of cardio vascular output is too much to handle, shit like this happens

Baby steps Shamu
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Because he's a big fat guy we all presume heart attack but he could have just collapsed in a drunken stupor


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