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03-31-2015, 05:06 AM
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Failed Suicide Attempt in Colombia
I would guess the guy was seeking attention more than anything else since a fall from the third floor is only high enough to break your bones not end your life. If he was more serious (not that I'm encouraging this), he should've gone up a few more floors since the building looked tall enough. What further sucks is that the power cable (or whatever that was) breaks his fall and so not only does his attempt to kill himself fail miserably, he ends up half naked on the cement.  This happened in Colombia. |
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03-31-2015, 06:00 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide Attempt in Colombia
A distraught man climbed through the window of a motel in Bogotá, Colombia, and threatened to commit suicide by jumping. A rescue worker slipped into the room and tried to pull him, but the man let go and fell. Fortunately he survived the fall, but he sat there as if nothing had happened. He failed to kill himself, but succeeded in shedding naked and exposing their family jewels to onlookers. Better luck next time. |
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03-31-2015, 08:42 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide Attempt in Colombia
Failed in life and can't even manage to kill himself, he really is a fucking failure.  |
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03-31-2015, 09:11 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide Attempt in Colombia
Well he could've successfully killed himself if he wanted that was definitely high enough but he didn't really Want to do it.  |
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03-31-2015, 11:13 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide Attempt in Colombia
that chick has some nice tits
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