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Well, at least she still has her legs.
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No open casket funeral for her, I hope it was instantaneous death.
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And what made this more shocking was that this was from Netherlands!
Why, because cars and bikes don't use the same thoroughfares over there ?

Not following your logic here ………

I recommend you take the two fingers you are using to type this with, and use them instead to plug the holes in a Dutch ****.

(and yes, that last line comes complete with both sexual innuendo, and covert snickering behind my hand )
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Well, at least she still has her legs.
AND they look good ………

Somewhere there is a crippled chick screaming in envy at this "leftover roadkill"
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That's a lot of carnage effects for such mid size types of vehicles. How did they manage to do that?
It was the cargo wot did it.

They were carrying a pallet load of blenders.
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She got dressed up for that? Hmmmp....
Even hookers ride bicycles from time to time.
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No open casket funeral for her, I hope it was instantaneous death.
It could STILL be an open casket. It would just be the lower half that's opened.
Some people can NEVER find the bright side of things!
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