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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

Why did the guy start singing like Bjork or Yoko Ono?
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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

Never needed the skewer for confirmation
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That's fuckin touched...
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Anyone able to translate?
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amazing what damage can happen to the front of the head (frontal cortex) and someone can still be alive. The back of the brain is truly the on/off switch
I appreciate this info. Thanks for share.
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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

Well now they're Both Hammered
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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

Translation:

You think you can get away with what you did?
*Hammer Blow*
I saw what you did!
*Hammer Blow*
See what you make me do?
*Hammer Blow*
All the time I tell you don't do that!
*Hammer Blow*
YOU NEVER LISTEN!
*Hammer Blow*
ARE YOU LISTENING NOW?
*Hammer Blows*
LISTEN TO MY MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATION!
*Multiple Hammer Blows*
TEEEEEE HEEEEEEEE!!!
Now you'll never put an empty carton in the fridge again!
*Hammer Blow*

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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

Here's what he said:

Now what? React, you disgraced! I told you I'd kill you. Did you doubt it? Did they doubt it? I told you I'd kill you!
Here's the proof that I killed you! Get it, you psycopath? Here's your body! I killed you, you disgraced fuck! Even in death you're a psycho! Get it? Here's the proof! I killed you in the worst way and that's it, bye!
You're still reacting? This guy's still alive? (x2) Ieeeahaaaaa! You're still alive? Oh, no, he died! Oh my God, how delicious, he died!

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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

i think i found a new ringtone
He has the voice of an angel.
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Re: Dude Hammered By Drunk Friend

With friends like these who needs enemies?
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