[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by RogerSmithLikesDrugs ↗

And the neck of the bottle also....

I grieve for the bottle neck the most Roger …….. all that potential joy, splattered and shattered ……..

[SolonJhee]

Originally Posted by b1gpoppa ↗

Seriously ? You can't answer that ?

The vehicle was there because it was/is/had just been worked on and was still sitting over the pits ………

What's the alternative ??

Do you think Reggae Bob turned to the local unlicenced combined lawn mower, weed whacker, and moto' mechanic Mr "Rasta Fantasta" and said "hey mon, lets 'ave us an immmmpromptu paaaty mon - an' why dooonn' I back de' trukk up o'er de' "pit of death" - an' ooopen up de' rear 12 inch wide rear trrray to use az de dance floor, before we iz firin' upp de' disco!!"

I know your sensitive and having a hard time coping with life but its gonna be ok. You don’t need to take offence and guise it as ‘clever jokes’.

[Padraig Flaherty]

He's fine....

[lowbarx2]

He went out dancing. We can only wish for such a joyous exit.

[Yanni]

he's still gripping his little can of energy drink or whatever it is.

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by SolonJhee ↗

I know your sensitive and having a hard time coping with life but its gonna be ok. You don’t need to take offence and guise it as ‘clever jokes’.

I am sensitive at the moment.

I've just experienced my first period, and it was confusing yet exhilarating. I am also having a hard time getting my brothers to stay on their side of the bed in our single wide trailer.

I fear my budding womanhood may bring them into physical conflict with my father - he has waited a long time for me to flower, and I don't want fisticuffs over my dainty little petal.

Thankyou for being so sensitive to my problems. I can only assume from your keenly tuned abilities to hone in on the human condition, and provide me with comfort, that you are learned?

It must have been difficult for you to attain those qualifications in prison, as a cho-mo, so I have great respect for the way you took that enforced time out from society to better yourself.

Now, if they can only get your asshole back to a size which holds your shit in, so that you don't leave a trail like a garden slug every time you ride the Rascal scooter to bingo at the local Indian casino.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by SolonJhee ↗

Just why park the truck there... it looked to me like he hit the back of his head hard against that corner.

Exactly!
You'd have a hard time landing like that on purpose, it will probably take a few dozen dives to hit dead on onto that sharp corner right in the middle of the back of your head, but Murphy always takes care of achieving it by accident on the first try!

[rotten]

wow im really glad i neither listen to Horrendous Music or drink.

[SATAN12345]

What a way to go

[36ChambersOfDeath]

If he hadn't tried to catch himself he may have fallen into the boards in a more straight path instead. Amazing and ironic when our natural instincts get us killed.