[RiversEdge]

so he won't make the Christmas party?

[ironmike]

fake

[bernard]

I hope the vacuum cleans all the decomp.

[illdude31]

Going while cumming that's some poetic shit

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

Genuine?

That vacuum cleaner seemed to be right into secretly sucking dick - I wonder if the brand was ……….

……. a (J Edgar) Hoover ?

[Dachuckster]

I’m glad I didn’t get rid of my shop-vac!

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

That's one way to get that all important suction on your 'German helmet'. So few women know how to give an good blowjob. Maybe if our schools taught courses like "how to give a good blowjob" instead of Women's Studies we wouldn't have a 50% divorce rate in USA.

I used to have a friend named Herman Gelmet - who, ironically, was uncut. I think most European men are ……… dirty beasts.

What a terrible thought, a whole continent of walking talking feta-cheese factories. Who wants to go through life wearing a polo-neck day and night ?

[Budd Dwyer]

Fake, but funny. If not, he deserved it

[Budd Dwyer]

Originally Posted by bernard ↗

I hope the vacuum cleans all the decomp.

Hagaha, that would be the ultimate death. Got cleaned by your own vacuum

[GOD's SADNESS]

Fake!