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11-02-2023, 09:35 PM
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Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
In Malambo, Antioquia Department, a hitman approached a store, demanded that other customers leave the scene, before firing bullets into W.D.G., alias 'Tarzan'. After the attack, W. was rushed to the local clinic, but was pronounced dead on arrival. W. had a criminal record with a total of eight entries, which included two for theft, and five for drug trafficking. |
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11-02-2023, 09:44 PM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
He didn't climb a single tree, he didn't make his AAAAEEEEAAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAA cry. A bunch of half-naked savages running around does NOT a Tarzan movie make. I give this two stars only because of the drama at the beginning where he tells the first two scumbags to beat it before he plugged his intended target. Very rare to see that kind of mercy displayed by these mercenary types. |
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11-02-2023, 10:03 PM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
He only gets a certain number of bullets each day, unlike those extravagant fucks who shoot their victims a Brazillion times. So he was just economizing. Thrifty is as thrifty does! I'm sure his boss appreciates his careful expenditure of rounds! That's how you get promoted from "2nd assistant night relief courtesy shooter", to "1st assistant night relief courtesy shooter"!  |
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11-03-2023, 06:51 AM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
Poor Jane now she's a widow.
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11-03-2023, 07:37 AM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
And not even a rich widow. All Tarzan had was the jungle and that's government property. "Poor Jane" is 100% correct.
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11-03-2023, 08:10 AM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
The fuck with these gorillas with no shirts with their underwear sticking out? That supposed to be impressive?
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11-03-2023, 08:34 AM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
It's Colombia. It's South America. It's climate change. It is HOT.
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11-03-2023, 10:53 AM
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Re: Colombian Criminal "Tarzan" Shot Dead Outside Store
Motorcycle helmet guy strikes back  |
