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03-24-2023, 01:56 AM
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Re: Chinese Jumper Hits Hard

Jump, stop, and roll...
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Re: Chinese Jumper Hits Hard

I'm glad the Twitty Birds were there to sing to him during his transformation
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I've never understood jumpers. They're hoping to die either before or on impact yet they don't think about the chance of failure. The ungodly pain that probably happens right on impact and the possibility of not dying immediately would prevent me from ever thinking of such a foolish venture. Send me off on a lovely pain free overdose on psychedelics and pain killers.... like strawberry fields forever
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LOL, More like jump, splat and bounce and or slide
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Re: Chinese Jumper Hits Hard

nice thud
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I predict great things from this young man. He’s really going places fast.
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Pretty sure he died from concussion when his brain's speed went from whoooooosh! to zero in an instant.
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Tyrannical government will do that to you.
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Bird chirps in slo mo sound really creepy
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Re: Chinese Jumper Hits Hard

Why did he look like he was instructing individuals on the, "stop-drop-and roll" procedure?


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