[hughjardon67]

Ah yes, I remember my jet skiing days when I'd act like a showoff and buzz the kids along the bank. Same type of stupid shit except I had to stand on mine (Kawasaki 440) AND I never crashed into a dock. About the worst thing that would happen is the jet would blow me shorts down when getting on and everyone would have to see my crack for a minute.

[BiteNite]

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

Well, at least nobody's evening was ruined ......I mean seriously, everyone at that outdoor restaurant reacted to that like "so going back to what you were saying, Jennifer...."

laugh out loud for real haha! imagine someone was on a first date, and the conversation was in danger of dragging, uhoh what to say next, and then boom! great subject matter for rest of night

[BiteNite]

Originally Posted by icehole ↗

No more IG post for her

I *thot she would have been more careful

[BiteNite]

shoulda taken her top off for chest compressions so they could see better

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by hughjardon67 ↗

Ah yes, I remember my jet skiing days when I'd act like a showoff and buzz the kids along the bank. Same type of stupid shit except I had to stand on mine (Kawasaki 440) AND I never crashed into a dock. About the worst thing that would happen is the jet would blow me shorts down when getting on and everyone would have to see my crack for a minute.

LOL I am hoping you had a Hughj-Hard-on in addition to your crack waving in the wind for onlookers to gape and marvel at.

[Pyramid_Head]

I guess stopping wasn't something she was feeling huh?

[ccnt89]

Nobody gonna comment on the guy in the photo with the nails

[ccnt89]

Nobody gonna comment on the guy in the photo with the nails

[jackson]

(GPS) Signal Lost

[jackson]