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03-16-2020, 10:39 AM
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Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
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__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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03-16-2020, 11:25 AM
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Re: Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
Trauma to head or decomp  Marine Corp side straddle hops aka jumping jacks  |
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03-16-2020, 12:45 PM
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Re: Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
One of those "Who/what did it?" episodes... His head appeared nicely mangled...  |
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03-16-2020, 01:29 PM
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Re: Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
I would have shit myself if those arms flapped in my general direction  |
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03-16-2020, 02:38 PM
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Re: Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
I dunno. I think that plastic ligature around his neck may have an interesting story.  |
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03-16-2020, 11:27 PM
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Re: Body of Decomposing Tattooed Man Found Washed Up at the Beach
I'd grab him, throw on some Bermuda shorts and a straw hat on him (Weekend At Bernie style), pop him in the golf cart and then be able to use the Transit Lane without getting a $100 fine on my way to Happy Hour that day. |
