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What an oddly colorful gore. Then the vivid red finale.
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This is fucking hilarious
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Nice to see the thoughtful man who pushed the Savio ice cream cooler closer to the robber so he could enjoy his last moments.

I love these store "robbery gone bad" videos!

The robber was a member of the "da silva" group of bunglers famous around the world, especially on DR. Explains everything.
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Where's the old hound dog that usually shows up to lick the blood off the floor?
Good question! Brynjar, are you referring to that dog featured last year on DR who ate off the wee-wee and balls of that tied up unhappy member of the cartel? Ya, that dog would love to clean this floor.
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Re: Armed Robber Accidently Shoots Himself In The Neck

Kind of like a boxer punching himself in the head.
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Re: Armed Robber Accidently Shoots Himself In The Neck

I think he initially passes out for a few seconds with the shock, then comes round and goes full panic when he realises what he’s done. Audio would have been interesting. Wonder how he managed that
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Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Absolutely Brilliant
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Re: Armed Robber Accidently Shoots Himself In The Neck

For a second I thought the shot had severed his spinal cord and he was paralysed, but nope, just momentarily stunned...until the blood started filling his lungs, drowning him and sending an almighty wave of pain and panic through him.

No shopkeeper wants an attempted robbery at gunpoint, but if you had to have one, this would definitely be the way you would hope it could go. Pity about the mess though
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Re: Armed Robber Accidently Shoots Himself In The Neck

wonder why he spazzed out like that.



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