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#111
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11-08-2010, 12:17 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:620 Men Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,449 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 57 Post(s)
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
Some very important advice here, people : If you're going to commit suicide, MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT! It's not something you want to limp away from! No one wants to live the rest of their life as a zucchini. Especially, when you might be fully aware, but unable to respond in any way, shape or form. Plus, you have the disgust, pity and ridicule of all those around you, who know what you attempted to do, yet failed, once more. That you're even too big of a looser to even kill yourself correctly is beyond embarrassment! |
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#112
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11-11-2010, 12:46 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:254 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,484 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 6 Post(s)
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
look at it this way. dude now has experienced something that very few ppl in this world have managed to experience, and walk away from it. He is 'special' in his own way...any news on his condition? I dont think he's gonna end up livin like a zucchini..
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#113
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11-11-2010, 12:50 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:2603 GRAY ALIEN Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 163 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 29 Post(s)
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
"uhm yea i just shot myself in the face but i'm not dead" FAIL!!!!!!! 
__________________ "For every life I take, an ecosystem I create Blood and guts consumes my life I am the 'brutal gardener' I - 'quantity controller' ...no more insane than Jesus Christ." |
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#116
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11-13-2010, 09:23 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:7582 MALE Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 25 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
my goodness he must have been depressed Now Im sure he will do it when he sees how he will have to live ! Nah Im sure these days they fixed him up gud but shit wonder why he did that ! FOOLISH!
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#117
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11-13-2010, 04:07 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2643 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 159 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 21 Post(s)
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
Can't blame him for getting it wrong. Anyone who is experienced at suicide is dead. Besides, failure to self-destruct is not failure - unless you're a suicide bomber of course.  |
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#119
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12-05-2010, 10:51 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:12 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 93,130
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Re: Another Failed Suicide
The angle of the gun was wrong under the chin when he fired so the bullet came through the forehead. It missed vital brain matter.  |
that has got to be theworst when a person that wants to die actually lives
