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12-31-2021, 02:42 PM
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Re: Airport Employee Dies by Touching an Electric Fan
Ok, then I'll play the devil's advocate: 1st things first, if this is really an airport, and not a carnival ride called "The Airport" then security should be somewhere on the list of priorities, yet this "employee" who got smoked doesn't seem to have a badge with the standard and customary counterfeit defeating holograms and watermarks superimposed over an HD headshot that is large enough to make it easy for security to compare to the person wearing it at a glance, even from several feet away. And that's exactly how the employee who ignores him appears to be outfitted, and I can't his badge directly, but the blue lanyard around his neck strongly resembles what most people refer to as a "badge wrangler", and he's even got a reflective vest on and when seated at his terminal nobody can even seem him, yet he's dressed like he's on his way to a photo shoot for an employee training manual. Even the button down shirt with a classic and clean pattern that you might see in your own office except...only people that work at airports or on airplanes wear the short sleeve version. And given that man appears to be considerably older than the who got smoked, I suspect part of the reason for his fastidious attention to detail and and the obvious overkill of wearing a reflective vest where none is necessary is because security officers in places like Yemen tend to have itchy trigger fingers, because as just this last June Yemen had a level 4 No Travel advisory from the Dept. of State for reasons such as: terrorism, civil unrest, health risks, kidnapping, armed conflict, and landmines. Landmines, Yo! So if he could wrangle one the old man would probably strap and orange rotating lighted beacon like on all on the runway vehicles just to make it as clear as fucking possible that he is a civilian worker at the airport which is probably one of the only functioning civil installations in the entire country has been car bombed and car bombed and car bombed into oblivion to make sure there were no more government where snitches could observe and report the movements of bad actors who tend not to like being snitched on. And airports have historically enjoyed near total immunity from such attacks, because the terrorist warlords aren't in it to shoot'ya, they're in it to loot'ya, if they blew up then there would be no way to transport the most highly fungible items like jewelry, gold or silver bullion, cut diamonds, etc. to a safe deposit box in London, because there is nowhere they could stash it in Yemen where the next terrorist overlord while he's off looting elsewhere. So now let's talk about the guy who got smoked. To my eye the guy that ignored might have just have just thought he was just a heroin junkie in the midst of a swoon and just leaning back here for an hour or two or three until the cravings force him to go find more. And the reason I say this is because he seems purposeful in his avoidance of any line of sight that might result in eye contact and then an attempt at communication that he just doesn't want to deal with. And who can blame him? Has anyone bothered to look at the "airport concierge's" pants? And that must be part of his job because he was out their glad-handing with a passenger who may have commented that it's awfully warm in here, ,and "Yes sir, I think I see the problem and I will take care of that for you right now...ZAP" Being the obsequious and fawning little tip fisher he is there is no way he would ever suggest the man not wear a long sleeve or even maybe you will feel more comfortable if you roll up your sleeves, or just tear them off altogether because not like anyone around here is gonna give a shit I mean, look how I am dressed, and I work here. And let's talk about those pants for a minute, those horizontal pleats across the thighs are suggestive of pants that have never been washed, and maybe never taken off, and just below the thighs the fabric becomes notably darker, and based on the terrorist advisory, and that snipers get bored sitting in a roost for days on end, and I have to confess that if I saw some pudgy guy wearing circus pants and a lime green club shirt with western writing on it he's a MINO, and is probably really an atheist, or just too dumb to even wonder about stuff like that, and i would have some fun with that guy, and start shooting at things right next to him like the sign at bus stop, or a newspaper box, or where he was just about to plant his foot, and if I could get him into a full blown panic he would slip up sooner or later and get a little too close to the river or the train tracks, and take out a knee at a full run just as he's about to swerve around an open excavation, and bang, hole in one for me! But I wouldn't do that because I would never be in Yemen unless it was very very lucrative to be there, and I was a Boy Scout and I can blow off your trigger finger at 50', and just see how hard it is to switch to your middle finger, when the stump of where your index finger used to be is making the trigger housing all bloody and slippery, if you are smart you will abort that gunfight. So the reason teh for navel gazing about snipers is because like me sometimes become snipers, so the reason the his pants looked like they have been soaked in raw sewage is because they have, many times, and probably even that morning on the way to work, because snipers can't see you when you in the sewer, and they're not about to go chasing livestock down the sewer when they have no bounty value. So trashy lime green western shirt, rolled up circus pants soaked in human feces, leaning against a wall jiggling like he's having withdrawals, and uh uh, not today buddy. And if he feels it's so important to him to demonstrate his freedom to dress like a black tar addict that smells like a broken commode in a flophouse, and appears to live in his clothes except when he's turning tricks, and apparently turning more tricks than a carousel judging from those pleats, then he shouldn't be surprised that no one wants to get within 10 feet of him, which they would likely have to do in order to notice he's being smoked, or by that is as smoked as he will ever get. So maybe if he had just taken a page from the old timer and dressed like an airport clown every day, then it's far more likely than someone would have found it odd that and a dress code fandboy was leaning against a cubicle and jiggling like he just shot himself up with a speedball. You live and learn kids, and don't do drugs, unless they're good drugs and you know where they came from, and always make one of your dopey hand the money over because that's the guys that gets charged because he's the one who consummated the transaction, not you, and as long as you are the one to bail him out he will never even consider the possibility that you set him up. That's just how friendship works between drug addicts. Happy New Year!
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