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02-18-2009, 09:03 AM
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Re: Accident, Person Still Alive
I think it's crazy how life can be more brutal than any other human being. Life's not just like, "Hey, I'm going to stick this metal, horn-shaped, apparatus into your neck a few times, then I'm going to get REAL creative and flip it like this *flips knife so he can stab downwards* and stab you a few more times in the chest, and then I'm going to pierce your skull by projecting a tiny metal object out of this hand-held item and end your life!" No, life is like, "Hey, hahahaha, you stupid fuck! You know, someday those tires on your bike are gonna wobble and you're going to spin out of control, right? HEY. I'm talking to you! Slow the fuck down! *waits a few moments for guy to slow down, but then guy speeds up even more* Alright you motherfucker. You asked for it, I'm going to make sure it hurts. Yeah, feel the adrenaline now, as you're trying to maintain balance at 120 mph? Yeah, you like flying through air? Yeah, you like skidding across the hard pavement as I contort your body? Yeah, you like how I left you alive after that? Hah, little bitch. Learn!"
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