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10-06-2008, 07:37 PM
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Woman Has Two Vaginas
I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain--woman stuff--but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops." What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus--two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million. For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage. When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time. I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.  ·
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10-13-2008, 06:45 PM
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Re: Woman Has Two Vaginas
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-26-2009, 08:41 AM
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Re: Woman Has Two Vaginas
Cool story..... where's the fucking pictures you bitch?
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03-09-2009, 08:35 PM
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Re: Woman Has Two Vaginas
I´m stunned to hear your story, I look exactly like u. It could have been me who wrote that letter. It´s fun to know that we are special because sometimes its not funny to have a lot of menstraution.  |
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03-10-2009, 10:26 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:597 6'5" a hunk a burnin love Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,579 1,579Posts 881Thanked 14Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Woman Has Two Vaginas
Every 28 days she is 4x the bitch she normaly is.
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