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11-08-2015, 05:36 AM
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Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
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11-08-2015, 07:47 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
Pretty sure you're not supposed to drink it per rectum...
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11-08-2015, 07:57 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
With all that blood, did he initially put it in himself or..  |
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11-08-2015, 08:50 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
It's a Energy drink not a energy suppository  |
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11-08-2015, 09:30 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
Glad someone found a good use for these stupid energy drinks. I think every tween on FB and beyond "works" for the monster energy or the krusty crab.
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11-08-2015, 09:54 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
This doctor should invest in some toggle bolts.. used normally in drywall to hang pictures and other heavy objects. Be able to drill a hole in it, pop one in..get a great grip.  Wiki - A toggle bolt, also known as a butterfly anchor, is a fastener for hanging things on hollow walls such as drywall. Toggle bolts have wings that open inside a hollow wall, bracing against it to hold the fastener securely. The wings are much larger than the bolt they are attached to. This spreads the weight of the secured item over a larger area, increasing the weight that can be secured compared to a regular bolt. Maybe they'll take my idea for the use of these? Make them in medical grade.  · |
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11-09-2015, 01:57 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
They make butt toys with handles so you can avoid embarrassing situations like this. My favorite "please help me with this very bad decision stuffed in my ass" video was the guy that had a potato and grape jelly jar in his ass. |
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11-09-2015, 02:49 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
You have way too much imagination, mister! |
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11-09-2015, 03:11 AM
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Re: Surgeon Removes Energy Drink Bottle from Patient's Ass
Oddly... the toggle bolts were the first thing that came to mind.  Then again, there are a few removals of things from people's bottoms on here and other sites (also oddly, I'm referring to non-porn sites   ).. they all just seem to have the same problem.. Can't get a grip on the thing lodged up in there. They all go about it like.. "here.. let me just shove both arms in there up to my elbows.. you seem to enjoy this kinda thing anyways." Beats having to cut em open I guess? |
