[Shadowkeeper]

Originally Posted by cpm80 ↗

bloody crystal meth...

In this case, yes, very bloody

[jydundeel]

Originally Posted by TheIckyMan ↗

Here's a little poem I wrote about the incident:

Dog Food

Hungry dogs, hungry dogs!
Your master hasn't fed you yet!
Distracted with friends, covered in sweat,
On PCP he tends to forget.
Don't worry, he remembers now
And excuses himself with nary a fret.

Hungry dogs!
Follow your master, the one you trust
Despite his love of angel dust
To the bathroom, an unusual dining place,
Where the master literally loses face.

He hates himself but he loves his dogs
So, in a numbing, intoxicated fog,
With shard of glass and nerve of steel,
He painlessly begins to peel
And makes himself into a meal.

Hungry dogs, a juicy treat!
His lacerated facial meat!
A lip for Rover! An eyelid for Spike!
Your master knows what canines like.

Out there with friends he was having fun,
But now his plasma begins to run,
And he removes his features till he has none.

His life is ruined, his brain nearly dead,
But at least his pooches are being fed.
As his countenance drops to the floor
The dogs aren't hungry anymore.

Happy dogs! Happy dogs!
Follow him back out to his wasted friends.
When they see him, the party suddenly ends.
They stare and fill their pants with logs.
All are unhappy—except you dogs.

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[gawgeous]

This guy was so high on angel dust. He used broken bits of mirror to shred off skin from his face. After he removed all the skin on his face he fed bits of it to his dog.

[Loki]

STOP PICKING!

[Vashish]

Imma die like this poor fuck, i guess.

[nobodysfool1967]

He wont be winning any beauty contests anytime soon!

[johnny b]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/facepeel.asp

[Eris Killton]

He's alive?!

eeew...fuckin sherm!

[Davinche14]

Is he dead?

[dvad]

pretty sure this guy used his face to go fishing. not to feed his dog