Go to the front of the class. That is a chicken bone he somehow broke while it was inserted in his urethra
Has he never heard of Viagra or Enzyte? Why would a guy stick something in his pee hole? Why? I guess the same reason they stick objects in their asses.
Re: Penile Fracture's Caused by Blunt Force Trauma
Ouch! Reminds me of when I had my testicles twisted in my sleep. As I rolled over, they filled with blood and I had to have surgery. Thankfully they are okay :)