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i wanna finger that hole.
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Lol typical Aussie.. i was right there with ya =). Hmm.. i can't help but to notice your words in the Location section though - "Vegimite sanga!". Lmao if you ARE actually from here, how in the sam hell you gonna spell Vegemite wrong? That's just fkn criminal! I'm gonna file the necessary paperwork to start legal proceedings to get you booted outta the country!
Stone the fucking crows...I did too!! well I must be deported and FAST, how embarrasing...lol
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now he has his own cup holder for his beer
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Do bones grow back?
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I think if the fingers dont die, some look like they may have been without blood supply for a bit, they will use some form of artificial substance to replace the bone, maybe take veins from his legs to reattach blood supply or even use bone from another part of his body...me I say just chop that shit off...lol..no I hope that he regains full use of his hand...or no more hide and seek for him..that bastard will cheat
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Stone the fucking crows...I did too!! well I must be deported and FAST, how embarrasing...lol
Lmaooo! Unless you're Alf from Home And Away who actually says "Stone the fucking [flamin'] crows" anymore? You're sounding like a throwback now :p. I like your correction though ;) and i like your Billabong tank (i've a similar one in grey) and i REALLY like "Vaginamite sandwedge".. clever.
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Lol did you actually type that with a straight face? I'm not sure if you can be serious when coming out with such a ridiculous question.. i'm not sure what planet you may be from =). Lol i was gonna say something about pocket-pool, built in ribbing, pocket pussy etc.. in light of your question i'll just say that his tendons are fkd, there's no saving that, his hand woulda been amputated.
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Oh.. and when his hand was amputated, no, it wouldn't have grown back.
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Lmaooo! Unless you're Alf from Home And Away who actually says "Stone the fucking [flamin'] crows" anymore? You're sounding like a throwback now :p. I like your correction though ;) and i like your Billabong tank (i've a similar one in grey) and i REALLY like "Vaginamite sandwedge".. clever.
hehe.. Alf was a fucking hottieI still say shit like that and crikey and strueth...that's for the ankle bitter's, really can't have them growing up and not knowing the lingo....it's fading fast..........lmao and I can see why it sounds fucking rediculous and makes us look like hicks

Thanks I really love my vaginamite sandwedge too ;)


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