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09-08-2014, 09:38 PM
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Re: Lets All Join Mom For Her Water Birth
I am telling myself it is betadine and NOT body fluids....that is the only way I will sleep tonight!!   |
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09-08-2014, 11:08 PM
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Well, I does look a lot like fish sauce. But then again, either way it is. And I'm sure they both smell about as bad as the other.  |
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09-08-2014, 11:17 PM
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Umm, I'm pretty sure that's not how stem cells work for healing other siblings.
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09-09-2014, 01:41 AM
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Why not have a block party? Who's taking the pic? |
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09-09-2014, 02:39 AM
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All the childbirths I have witnessed in person?..  MMMNNNNNN Blood clots between your toes, fecal matter in your skin crevices.. maybe some meconium to swish in? Wonder if any placentophagy took place? |
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09-09-2014, 02:53 AM
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We all know the story of Jesus making wine from water, but this... I wouldn't drink it, let alone bathe in it with my family. |
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09-09-2014, 03:16 AM
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There are two awesome things about vaginal childbirth: 1) The lovely child that is produced; 2) Watching your lovely wife's colon turned into a "Play-Doh Fun Factory" as your lovely progeny meets air for the first time. (Don't eat corn prior, ladies. Trust me.  )
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