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  #191  
01-04-2010, 06:49 PM
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uh... physically or emotionally?
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ok he either was trying out a new trick for his girlfriend or was practicing for his boyfriend.
haha bad joke anyways what happened?
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I'm stumped as to what happened here.
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"Where were you last night, between 11PM - 5 AM?"
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i wouldnt want to live after that
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The guy lost control of his motor boat which smashed into a pier & he landed on the post of the pier.....by the way he lived & still has his manhood....No i'm not his wife....!
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The nurse looks like she is trying to seduce the victim. She must think that log is his penis.
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01-08-2010, 09:38 AM
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The nurse looks like she is trying to seduce the victim. She must think that log is his penis.
It's not her fault for thinking all penises are that size.


She used to go out with me.....
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01-08-2010, 10:09 AM
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Omg...it went in without any lube!
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Omg...it went in without any lube!
It was going in, whether his ass was ready for it or not.


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