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03-19-2010, 12:05 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:241 girl Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,999 5,999Posts 2,931Thanked 15Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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GODDESS BUNNY
Using my ninja-like skills of gathering information, I've pieced together the following tidbits about Goddess Bunny(that odd tap-dancing transvestite). This will help dispel some of the false rumors that are currently circulating at various message boards. Goddess Bunny is actually a guy. His real name is Johnnie Baima and his "stage" name is Sandie Crisp. Sandie Crisp seems to be the name he primarily uses whereas Goddess Bunny is simply a nickname. Despite some false speculation that he is a transsexual, he really is a transvestite. Yup, that means he still has his junk down there. Stricken by polio as a child, it appears that Johnnie bounced from foster home to foster home where he experienced some kind of abuse. Of course you probably figured that he was abused as a child in some way because no well-adjusted child would grow up to do that tap-dancing routine in lingerie while twirling a parasol, right? Additionally, his posture and growth was restricted due to an ill-fated attempt by doctors to strengthen his spine with a steel rod. Johnnie, as Sandie Crisp, wants to be a famous. Some may say that he has already achieved his goal judging from his huge following in the gay and transgender community. I've heard that he does lip-synching routines and some sort of stage show in various parts of California (not just Hollywood). He has also attained some notoriety in mainstream culture by appearing in Marilyn Manson's Dope Show video and I believe that there is additional footage of Johnny in Marilyn Manson's DVD. It's in the behind-the-scenes footage of the Dope Show video where Johnnie can be seen frolicking and kissing various band members inside a limosine. Besides this music video, Johnnie also appeared in a presumably horrible Carrie Fisher movie called Hollywood Vice Squad.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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03-19-2010, 01:35 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2527 Female Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 171 171Posts 29Thanked 1Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: GODDESS BUNNY
im moreso impressed he can put lipstick on with those claws o' his
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03-19-2010, 04:12 PM
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 ★ realist-absurdist ★ Poster Rank:143 female Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 11,712 11,712Posts 2,869Thanked 16Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: GODDESS BUNNY
It's totally cool that he's finding his own way of making a living when could easily qualify for disability payments.
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