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09-17-2014, 10:41 AM
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Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
On Monday 15th September a man was brutally attacked by a machete all over his body. Police caught the 40yo suspect red-handed. The victim was attacked as he was caught stealing goats. Given the severity of the injuries, he was transferred to a trauma hospital in Petrolina, Brazil, and the accused was arrested. |
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09-17-2014, 11:18 AM
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 LLKH Poster Rank:17 dong Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 65,862 65,862Posts 102,073Thanked 36,941Quoted 223Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
You don't touch another man's goat.
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09-17-2014, 11:28 AM
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 *DR's nice guy* Poster Rank:78 Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 19,424 19,424Posts 17,494Thanked 7,144Quoted 89Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
He won't be stealing any more goats, that's for sure... This is Brazil, a country where a poor farmer may struggle to find a woman that looks better than a goat - It's quite possible that he was just preventing his wife from being raped. |
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09-17-2014, 12:45 PM
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
"Don't steal goats, m'kay?"
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09-17-2014, 12:54 PM
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
What about the poor goats who are forced into relationships with these ugly men!!!:
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09-17-2014, 03:25 PM
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
He's not a "Victim". He's a fucking thief. If he's a victim, so are prisoners who've been executed.  |
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09-18-2014, 01:41 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:411 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,964 2,964Posts 4,915Thanked 448Quoted 18Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
That's what you get for trying to steal another man's woman.. |
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09-18-2014, 04:15 AM
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Re: Goat Thief Brutally Attacked By Machete
Holy shit! He'd be better off dead |
