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11-06-2019, 09:33 PM
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Which resident Evil game is this from?
I almost just married you right now
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11-07-2019, 08:35 AM
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I almost forgot about this week
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11-10-2019, 11:36 AM
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Walked through a web with her mouth open
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Fake. Never happened.
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11-11-2019, 01:15 PM
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I have eaten octopus before, that's the only 8 legged creature to ever touch my tongue. Thanks. I forgot about Alaskan crab and crayfish.
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She was probably eating it. They eat anything. No pity. Except for the spider.
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Fake. Never happened.
Wish I could say the same about your birth
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11-16-2019, 11:06 PM
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Reminds me of a verse from the children's rhyme There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly:

"There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!"

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11-22-2019, 03:34 AM
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Probably crawled into her mouth while she was asleep. They're attracted to nice warm, humid holes. You'll unknowingly chow down on at least a few during your lifetime...
I was about to say the same thing! One time when I was living in my friends attic I woke up with something about the size of a quarter in my mouth. I almost just swallowed it but I wanted to see what it was. It was one of those damned funnel web spiders you see in bushes. I screamed I'm a major arachnaphob lol.


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